Evolution Of A Man

it has come to my attention that i have no ass... this makes me sad. as sommore would say, “the titties are bangin’, but the ass is flat!” this morning while dressing, i put on one of my favorite pair of aussiebum underwear and looked, briefly, in the mirror- admiring the progress that i’ve made form my workouts at the gym. i’ve come a long way, baby! anyway, i started to turn around to take note of my backside, and pretty much did a 360 turn ...

i met up with a friend of mine on saturday to go to the qwik-date night at the lgbt center downtown. i blindly went, not expecting much, but decided to try to open up and have fun. the room was pretty full of guys anticipating meeting new people, and i was no different. the gist of the night was that you go on 20 3-minute “one-on-one dates” followed by a 15-minute social period to talk to the guys that you did not get to “qwik date.” then, you ...