WHAT
THE
FUCK!
i seriously don't know what else to say. like simon said last night, "i don't think it matters anymore what we say..."
i will say this though.. he does look cute with his hair out of his face. i recommend that he chops it all off and goes with a sexy short cut. then (when he turns 18) he could get it.
btw, america - be on the lookout for his coming out letter pretty soon. i'm just sayin...
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...this is the exact statement that Naomi Campbell thought to herself as she catwalked out of day five of a 5-day sentence to community service.
The new york post headlined the article on this topic: "Naomi's disgraceful exit from mop duty." Fuck that shit. her exit was fierce as hell; and done in a way that only fucking Naomi Campbell could and would have done!
She went in that bitch in the morning lookin cute and sassy, "reporting for duty, sir!"
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damn, shorty - it's like that? why don't you bring that magik stick over my way.
actually never mind you dumb fuck... what the fuck were u thinkin'- rollin' up in that gurl with no damn condom! that's just not ok cuz we KNOW she ain't the only one u fuckin!
somewhere, sonja norwood is seriously goin' through it.
watch the video... it's a mess! but damn, brandy's lil brother is packin.
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initially, i thought this was going to be a weekly thing, but i've decided to just post these when i get inspired or, you know... moist!
anyway, today's objectification is this phyne ass muthafucka right here:
i don't know who this is, where he came from, or anything about him other than the fact that upon seeing this picture, i got both weak in the knees and heavily inspired at the same damn time.
we both have similar body frames (his ...
every morning as i get ready for work, i wake up and play music. this morning was no different. after having partied last night as sbny's "musical mondays," i was in a particular show tune mood. so i put on beyonce and jennifer hudson's performance from the oscars and hit the bathroom.
queening out as i normally do whenever i hear beyonce or jennifer sing, i was rather enjoying myself when all of a sudden, i popped my neck a little to hard. as a result, ...
so, i didn't watch the soul train music awards as i was busy, you know... having a life; but i heard it was a mess and could be summed up with the sentence, "unfortunately, _____ couldn't be here tonight, but we kindly accept this award on their behalf." that's a damn shame!
anyway, again, i did not tune in, but did marques houston *actually* come out of the closet with his performance of "circle?" i was told there was a whole lotta (homo)sexual innuendo ...
today, we're talking about that dvd and book that's quickly taking the country by storm:
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i don't know what's happening, but i have a feelin' jesus is comin' back sometime soon. a couple of days ago it was like 65 degrees outside here in nyc and now mother nature is dumping snow on us like nobody's business. what's going on! no, seriously... jesus, are you coming back? cuz this is scary. al gore and all those who gave us "an inconvenient truth" have been warning us - global warming is coming! and it's coming fast!
i'm telling you - this ...
i was in a taxi today and the song playing on the radio made me think of a very valid (for me) yet controversial (for some of you) question...
can mary j blige sing? i'm not talking about all the drugs, salvation, freedom, etc. vibe we get from her every time we see her. i'm talkin' vocals.
can mary j blige sing?
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