it seems that for months i've been looking, searching, begging and pleading for an idea of something to wear for halloween. i need a costume... and bad! two years ago, i dressed as johnny depp's willy wonka and it went really well.
this year, i've thought and thought and thought some more about a costume. i couldn't think of anything- doing a pregnant halle berry or a vma- britney ran through my head, but they weren't really exciting so i just gave up on ...
something very crazy is going around these days. bouncing from person to person, not just all over new york but also apparently throughout the world, it somehow found its way through my immediate circle of friends and acquaintances, and has now finally landed on me. my life right now is stagnant and stuck. i'm not necessarily between a rock and a hard place (although it feels that way at times), but i am creatively, motivationally, and emotionally ...
hello everyone. welcome to another installment of "the & show." in this episode, dr. x joins us once again to discuss life and relationships. this week, we talk about lying as it relates to dating:
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i have no words!
oh wait...DAMN!
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this week, we talk about tyler perry's new movie, "why did i get married," and discuss secrets and getting into other people's bidness...
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many people ask me why i always have tootsie pops handy in my apartment, and why there's usually some kind of tootsie pop in my mouth. well, here's an explanation as to why:
so when you see me with a tootsie pop in my mouth, just leave me alone... i'm practicing!
"now, i can't really eat this sucker like i want to.. it's so delicious!"
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can i just say that it is extremely unsettling to sit in a bathroom stall, you know- taking care of business, and then hear someone in another stall talking on the phone! what the fuck is that? seriously! as the person in the next stall, i don’t need to hear your conversation... it really can’t be that important. and as the person on the other line, the last thing i want to know while conversing with you is that you're, at the moment, excreting waste ...
all i have to say is...
ms: patterson: you got a big dick?
wolf: yeah, yeah yeah...
ms patterson: i wanna see yo big dick!
i fell out when ms. patterson came out with that shit!
new york, her mom, and 15 aspiring ____'s, are at it again. let the foolishness begin.
side note: 20-pack makes me moist! too bad he won't last long...
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