i know i’m all late and everything (as usual), but i just watched a really good movie by the name of “dan in real life,” starring steve carell and juliette binoche. the movie was quite good. “dan in real life” was very funny, witty, engaging and entertaining (as all of steve’s movies tend to be); but it was the last few lines of the move that made my face light up:
“...but if we’re really honest with ourselves, most of the time our ...
that's all i have to say! this should have happened YEARS ago!
i feel u gurl. i feel u! congratulations!
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... if the dude you brought home from the club went into the bathroom fully clothed, and came out on some:
it would be a WRAP! put that shit back in yo' pants and get the hell out of my apartment- cuz you ain't comin' no where near me with that big ass d*ck you done wrapped in yo wife-beater.
no shade. no hate. just keepin' it real. ain't no orifice on my body ready fo' *that* shit!
and it look heavy as hell, too!
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i love monday nights! for many different reasons, but particularly, so that i [read: my dvr] can surf on over to mtv for making the band 4. it is there, where i am met with someone who i would just like to lift one hand in praise to the lord god, almighty and say, "good job, jesus!" who moistens my hot pocket so? it is none other than...
willie madison taylor III
aka
willie
this boy is so fucking phyne, i sometimes just don't know what to do with ...
i haven't been kissed in a really long time. i love kissing (especially passionately), and it's just been way too long since somebody's kissed me...
i just wanna be kissed, lol. one of those "awww" moments, like...
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i love scary movies- particularly psychological thrillers! what i don’t like is watching people die- especially for no reason. i’m not quite sure when and where i developed this particular phobia, but it has recently gotten far enough to the point where i avoid going to see certain movies because of not wanting to see the gore, gruesomeness, etc. of each death. sometimes, it’s just the fact that people are dying. i was talking with dr. eyecandy ...
already an illustrious member of the "good job, jesus!" club, marcus bellamy has once again given me reason to love youtube as well as intelligent, hot and thought-provoking people.
this is the like the umpteeth video marcus has done that has just made me swoon and made my little hot pocket warm with excitement. thank u, man! and aside from the obvious sexual effect(s) [read: *i'll never tell*], i wholeheartedly agree with your point. :-) ...
piggybacking (lol) off of the previous post, i thought of this scene earlier today and had to watch it again:
that shit had me on the floor dyin in tears from laughing so hard:
i had to have lost hundreds of calories from that one!
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you know when you're walking down the street, just minding your own business, and then all of a sudden your eyes catch a glimpse of a someone hot and your pussy just melts all over the sidewalk? that happened to me today, however the sidewalk was a couch, and the object of said melting was:
method man & redman!
boy, would i love to find myself in a "how high" love sammich with them!! there's just somethin about those two boys that just makes my ...
this had me on the floor dyin' when i watched it earlier. a short film of a phone sex grandma. madness!
no words...
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