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April 26 2008Posted by: Will

ahhh BLURG!!

woke up this morning with a head cold. i'm sneezing, my head off. the plus: i can get some work done while watching a "real housewives of new york" marathon. the con: i can't breathe. ...
April 21 2008Posted by: Will

because i’m worth it!

i'm learning a lot about myself this week! i went up to albany, ny this weekend to meet up with a friend of mine who i was trying to get to know a little bit more. we really hit it off when we first met, but unfortunately, he lives upstate, and is only available to hang out on the weekends. this weekend, needing a bit of a break from the city, i decided to head up to albany and see what's good... as we all know, i've never had a boyfriend before. and ...
April 20 2008Posted by: Will

the unicorns strike again!

first there was "planet unicorn" and now something even gayer and more hilarious has arrived: hilarity, indeed! ...
April 19 2008Posted by: Will

mr hubcap

i've said it before, and i'll say it a million times more... i love living in new york city! something about this city both fits and speaks to me on almost every level of my being. there's just so much entertainment all over the city- you just have to pay attention. yesterday, while having a conversation with mentor-deluxe on the streets of chelsea, we were approached by some random guy selling watches. he had a box full of them- gold, silver and black ...
April 18 2008Posted by: Will

on divine intervention…

so everyone knows that i’ve got plans for 2008. i've said it before, and i'll say it again- 2008 is my breakout and breakthrough year! it’s the year that i’ve been waiting for. i’ve had this feeling that my life is going to take off sometime in the beginning of the year. i’ve been working on a bunch of stuff outside of my job at google, and have been really looking forward to creating and building a business, getting out and living my dreams. if ...
April 17 2008Posted by: Will

good job, jesus!

ok, i know you're all about to mob together in an effort to beat some sense into me for this one, but i've just gotta get this out. this boy's been all up in my face lately- on the blogs, tv, and radio- and as spring has finally sprung here in new york, my little hot pocket flutters with delight at all of the nekkidness that is beginning to resurface. such bounty of naked skin includes the ever-so "look at me, dammit!": ray j i know, i know! it's ...
April 16 2008Posted by: Will

on the only time i’ve ever wanted to be a cop…

there would have been no apologies from me. my response would probably have been something to the effect of "uhh, yah... i'm gonna have to take a closer look at that, sir." ...
April 15 2008Posted by: Will

no ma’am!

THIS SHIT FUCKED ME UP! nsfw. ...
April 13 2008Posted by: Will

on a lesson in privacy…

i’ve always been a pretty open person. usually one to wear my heart on my sleeve, i’ve never shied away from sharing my life with others. perhaps it’s out of being naive and/or too trusting, or perhaps it’s simply due to the fact that i like attention. either way, it’s time to bring it down a notch. it’s time for some privacy. someone a long time ago once told me, “no one can rain on your parade if they don’t know what street it's ...
April 12 2008Posted by: Will

on an intense feeling…

i find myself, once again, home alone at 5:30 in the morning drunk off my ass, lips wrapped around a cigar desperately wishing it was actually a nice hard... right! i'm sorry for being so blunt, but i'm just sayin'! a bitch is real horny right about now! damn, i want a boyfriend, lol. ...