Evolution Of A Man

so, all week long i’ve been bouncing around newport beach, ca at a conference for work reveling in the “none of my business”-event that was bey and jay’s recent wedding.

upon returning to my brooklyn, ny apartment (thank god!) and settling into my writing and work for the day, i came upon an article about a familiar couple accompanied by the title:

“ashlee simpson and pete wentz get engaged!”

looks like cupid’s awake. hope he’s stopping here soon. ‘cuz, damn!

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ashlee, i love you, but i wanna beat your ass because now…

…the tattoo, i mean! i was thinking of getting one just like that.

bon apetite, gurl!
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