good job, jesus!
i just finished watching “stomp the yard” on the starz movie channel, and i gotta say, i really love that movie! for one, i love dancing. dancing and stomping are two things that i’ve, on several occasion, tried to do, but could never quite get the hang of. one person who’s definitely got it down (and quite deliciously i might add) is:
columbus short
it’s been a really long time since i’ve seen anyone move like columbus did in this movie! maybe it’s a result of me being disconnected to practically anything going on in the streets, but his dance moves were nothing like i’ve ever seen! i would love to take dance lessons from him! like in some gay remake of “save the last dance” or some shit. in “stomp the yard” megan good won his affection; however if this were my movie, columbus would have fallen in love with me- the quiet, but sexy bandsman that just happened to catch his fraternity-stompin’ eye.
his acting was good and, like i said, his dancing was amazing, but what also caught my eye (and warmed my little hot pocket) were the many times he appeared shirtless on screen:
*swoon!* there were times during the movie i could hardly contain myself. and the boy is funny and sweet, too! a cutie pie, a great dancer, and a good man! oh, what blissful heaven it would be to have a man like that by my side!
once, in bed bath and beyond, i was mistaken for columbus by one of the checkout girls. i greatly accepted the compliment (it was a really good one), but secretly wished that when she stared in my direction calling his name, columbus was actually there. i probably wouldn’t have been balsy enough to say something to him, but i definitely would have made some use of the situation, lol.
oh, columbus i heart you. for your dancing, your swagger, your smile, your sweat glistening body in this movie, and of course, your sexiness. you’ve made boy-crazy people such as myself swoon with delight the world over!
good job, jesus! can you send one of him to my doorstep, please?






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