Evolution Of A Man

**disclaimer: this post is for grown folks!**

it’s been a good 5 or 6 months since my little hot pocket has seen any action. suffering from an acute case withdrawal, it’s become a bit melancholy. so last night, before bed, i had to venture into my box of tricks for some fun. tired of the old “beat the meat” routine that is my usual nightcap, i reached for my trustworthy and dependable friend:

my aneros mgx!

this little doo-hickey is my “boyfriend” away from boyfriend. as i’m quite single, suffice it to say, the aneros is my only boyfriend. but i digress…

a long time ago, a friend of mine- knowing about my predicament- suggested that i go out and purchase this little bit of heaven. he promised that upon using it, i would no longer have use for a man. the pleasure is supposedly that good! he pointed me to aneros.com and suggested that i browse around.

for those of you not in the know, lemme break it down for you. the aneros, simply put, is a hands-free devide specifically designed for male prostate or “g-spot” stimulation. no batteries; no vibrations; just the aneros and your body’s own energy. imagine pleasuring yourself to the point of multiple orgasms. the “super-o” if you will. i know that seems like a myth to many men, but lemme tell ya- it’s real… and it’s serious!

you’re not getting any other personal details from me…’cuz that’s my bidness; but i will say that i have found a new friend in my aneros mgx (i’m mad at the acronym-extension). fellas, i know the subject of prostate stimulation can be foreign to those who don’t take it up the ass, but humor me for a second- and do yourself a favor in the process- and pick one of these badboys up. you won’t be disappointed!