that’s good to know…
will on November 29th, 2008
when it comes to my sexual evolution, saying “it’s been slow” would be quite the understatement. i lost my virginity at 26- way later than i would have liked; and since, have only really had sex once or twice a year. i’m approaching my 30th birthday next year, and when it comes to sex, my experience can be likened to that of a young high school boy. a porn fan for years, i know plenty about the mechanics, but not from experience because i don’t get it that often. as such, my friends- most of whom have way more sex than i do- often have to clue a brutha in on some of the must have essentials. things only people having sex would know about. case in point:
the fleet enema: an “at home” colon cleanse!
now, i’ve heard of these mutha’s before, but only in reference to some sort of constipation. i recently had a conversation with a few friends on why having this little jimi-jam tucked away in your bathroom somewhere is vital. especially for anyone interested in being on the receiving end of some magic stick. it’s like the perfect at home prep to ensure that when you do the do, you’ll avoid the poo!
i went out and bought one the other day; but ended up setting it aside and have been staring at it or thinking about it every time i enter the bathroom. although it would be much appreciated, there is and has been no sex around these parts for some time now- since april, to be exact. stemming off the friendly advice that it’s good to flush the pipe regularly in the anticipation that sex will come soon, i unpacked one of my two-pack bottles, and went to work. i made sure to empty out the laxative liquid inside- it’s really not that serious- and refill the bottle with water. then, i simply laid on my side, and well, you know…
it actually wasn’t that bad. for starters, we all know the familiar substances and smells that come with taking a shit. in addition, i’ve gone for colon cleanses before- this was just a much more personal one. either way, the path to my g-spot is clear. it’s been a long time since i last got down, and frankly, i need to be fucked. so if the events of today help aligned the shakra’s of sex in my favor, then i’m all about it.
ya learn something new every day, right? who woulda thought today’s lesson would be anal douching!
