Steven Sutherland

I’ve only seen Steven once– the day of this shoot– but those were three minutes that I will carry with me always. Just look at that pouty little mouth. I love it! And that “peace” shirt is EVERYTHING- not only in color, but in the way it tempts me to go to my naughty place. *swoon* Ok, lemme collect myself.

Jashiro really does take some wonderful pictures. He has a very good eye. I LIVE for the thrown-to-the-side underwear in that last pic; and, of course, for the slight crack of ass in the one before it. Jashiro had his very first photography showing here in Brooklyn on Saturday- which went really well. The brotha is about to do some big things! Check out more of his work at www.jashiro.com.

Good Job, Jesus! Creating pretty people and talented minds… you never cease to amaze me.

eddie cibrian

eddie’s been givin’ us the hotness for quite some time now, but i must say the role that stamped him forever into my fantasies was his one-scene performance in the 1998-released movie “living out loud.” *swoon*

thank you, lord, for being the amazingly talented creator that you are! good job, jesus! oh, and happy birthday, eddie!

tj holmes!

okay. where in the orgsmically intelligent hell did this man come from? seriously! needless to say, i had cnn on lock for the rest of the morning into the afternoon. tj fed me information on everything from the troubled economy to stripper auditions in rhode island, and by the end of his broadcast i found myself on my knees with my hands raised in praise to the good lawd for his bountiul goodness and impeccable craftsmanship.

after wiping the drool from my lips, i headed on over to wikipedia to stalk learn more about mr. tj holmes. there i learned that he’s 31, originally from arkansas, and is based out of atlanta, georgia. contrary to the desires of my gay heart, he’s straight and married, with a daughter. as much as i want to throw mad side-eye action in the direction of his marital status, there is nothing about this man that even remotely seems gay, and so i must let it go. but let me catch him walking around manhattan by his lonesome during the summer with a muscle-t on…

*sigh* well, at least he got me to watch the news!

everyone please… let’s take a moment (or several) to bow our heads and give thanx for the gloriousness that is tj holmes! good job, jesus!

you have NO IDEA how much i want to be in place of that woman on top of him! seriously. lil’ bow wow done gone and grown up! he used to be this scrawny little kid rapper that garnered nothing but “awwww” from me. and then, all of a sudden, he dropped the “lil,” and unleashed his sexy!

i have a big thing for eyes- especially one’s that lay outside the usual blue, black or brown. his eyes alone warm my little hot pocket. on top of that, he put on some muscle! being a member of the bird-chest gene pool myself, i revel in the beauty and sculpted goodness that he’s got going for himself. it’s also a great reminder of what is possible if i were to really hit the gym like i’m supposed to.

all in all, bow wow is one incredibly orgasmic young man! i don’t know much about his personal anything (although you know i’d love to), but from what i’ve been seeing of him recently, my fantasies have gotten far more exciting… and intense, lol.

good job, jesus!

oh, and notable mention to his probable boyfriend, omarion. it’s his birfday today. not sure what’s going on between those two, but i do have the following picture on my vision board under the reflection of my life- boyfriends!

ladies and gentlemen, i give you:

dawn richard!

let me go on record and say, “i love this girl to death!” and after tonight’s episode of making the band 4, i’m convinced that she’s my sister from another mister. the way she delivered her diatribe about the reality of danity kane was very reminiscent to the “real talk” that spills from my mouth whenever i’m passionately speaking about something. you want the truth? here it is [vomit!]. people don’t often like to hear the truth, but those of us who know how to tell it, do it so very well.

there are many other reasons why i love dawn, too. she’s my favorite member of the group- i couldn’t keep my eyes off of her when i went to the mtb4 show at hammerstein ballroom. she was incredibly sexy and gave off so much fierce energy and attitude that had me screaming at the top of my lungs. plus her vocals were crazy! on top of all that, i feel like she’s just incredibly down to earth. that sounds so cliche, but there’s just something in the truthfulness and vulnerability about her that is just very relateable.

and let’s not forget… she’s dating que from day 26! theirs is a relationship that just makes you go, “awwww!” it’s so cute! i can’t wait for that to happen to me- to meet someone who makes me all giddy, happy and twitterpated. *sigh* i actually found a picture of them and posted it on my vision board:

“awwwww!”

so yeah, dawn: u my girl! can’t wait to see where your career goes and what you do in the future.

oh, and good job, jesus!

columbus short

it’s been a really long time since i’ve seen anyone move like columbus did in this movie! maybe it’s a result of me being disconnected to practically anything going on in the streets, but his dance moves were nothing like i’ve ever seen! i would love to take dance lessons from him! like in some gay remake of “save the last dance” or some shit. in “stomp the yard” megan good won his affection; however if this were my movie, columbus would have fallen in love with me- the quiet, but sexy bandsman that just happened to catch his fraternity-stompin’ eye.

his acting was good and, like i said, his dancing was amazing, but what also caught my eye (and warmed my little hot pocket) were the many times he appeared shirtless on screen:

*swoon!* there were times during the movie i could hardly contain myself. and the boy is funny and sweet, too! a cutie pie, a great dancer, and a good man! oh, what blissful heaven it would be to have a man like that by my side!

once, in bed bath and beyond, i was mistaken for columbus by one of the checkout girls. i greatly accepted the compliment (it was a really good one), but secretly wished that when she stared in my direction calling his name, columbus was actually there. i probably wouldn’t have been balsy enough to say something to him, but i definitely would have made some use of the situation, lol.

oh, columbus i heart you. for your dancing, your swagger, your smile, your sweat glistening body in this movie, and of course, your sexiness. you’ve made boy-crazy people such as myself swoon with delight the world over!

good job, jesus! can you send one of him to my doorstep, please?

justin kirk and hunter parrish!

or better known to me as…

andy and silas botwin!

i’ve been wanting to write this “good job, jesus!” post for, like the past 2 months! we’ve seen silas shirtless and near naked in almost every episode this season, and each time the first thought that goes through my head is “write a weeds post, dammit!” but after viewing tonight’s episode, i couldn’t wait any longer. unfortch, we didn’t get to see silas shirtless tonight, but we got a small dose of andy-peen, which more than made up for it. i know that was a special moment for many of you. it was for me, too!

i really don’t know what else to say. the intense sexual prowess of silas, and the incredibly cute and witty banter from andy warm my little hot pocket a bit more each time they are on screen. and i just couldn’t take it anymore! so i’m making you enjoy it with me.

everyone… take a bite out of your head cheese sandwiches, and please raise your glasses in salute to andy and silas botwin.

good job, jesus!

lil romeo got sexy as hell, didn’t he? i mean this came out of nowhere! he was just this short, bubblegum wrapper trying to compete with bow-wow, and then all of a sudden he’s like, a man. and a phyne one at that!

i never ever thought that i would look at a picture of lil’ romeo (is he still callin himself “lil”) and subsequently google search every image i could find to check out how great the good lawd has been to him. as ray-j would say, “shawty got gifts.” too bad his dad didn’t have anything to do with it.

see what i was saying about men in basketball shorts?

yeah… good job, jesus!

anyway, i caught the taped episode today, and was quite surprise at the maginude of warmth surrounding my little hot pocket when fonzworth bentley came on the tv screen!

now, we all remember fonzworth from his diddy umbrella antics a few years ago. i always knew he was there, but never really paid any attention to him. i guess he was just right outside my celebrity peripheral vision. but this new show definitely put him on my radar.

not only is fonzworth all gentlemanly and talented, but he’s also really, really hot! i never noticed it before. and the way he talks just damn near sends my hormones in a frenzy. you ever met someone or who just melted you with the way he or she talks? like something in their voice along with the way their mouth moves just makes you swoon. adam brody has it. oh, and steve from “sex and the city” has it too. it’s hot!

mtv definitely hit the nail on the head when casting fonzworth as the host of “from gs to gents.” when the buffoonery of the casts starts to be too much to take; i know that those special little moments of fonzworth bentley interviews will make me feel a-okay!

good job, jesus!!

oh, and i also want to give a notable mention to:

e6

no idea why he gave himself this name, but i’m glad mtv had the smarts to cast him!
oh, the things i would let that boy do to me… damn!

eddie cibrian!

in this movie, eddie played a really hot masseuse who visits holly hunter’s character after she’d had a drunken (and somewhat embarassing) night out. this entire scene, was all about eddie! this boy’s body is so amazing- particular his mouthwatering bubble of an ass!

i know those of you who saw this movie seriously considered (if only for a moment) callin’ a “masseuse” from the paper after feeling everything that eddie was giving in that scene. and for those of you who haven’t seen this bit of orgazmic goodness, here:

if you’re like me, you’ve probably rewound the scene (or parts of it) like 20 times before going on to do anything else [read: read the rest of this blog post].

today happens to be eddie’s 35th birthday! what better day to take the opportunity to get on our knees (in thankful prayer, bitches!), and thank the good lawd for the yummy deliciousness that is mr. eddie cibrian!

good job, jesus! and happy birthday, eddie!