i'm horny. like, extremely horny! in the past few weeks, or month, even, i've spent many an hour perusing hookup sites such as adam4adam, men4now, and craiglist and going out to bars with that "fuck me" eye, in an attempt to get some relief, so to speak. in doing all this, i've come quite close to actually taking care of business, but have always gotten stopped at closing time.
for some reason, right when it's time to invite the guy over, i seem to get ...
i find myself, once again, home alone at 5:30 in the morning drunk off my ass, lips wrapped around a cigar desperately wishing it was actually a nice hard... right! i'm sorry for being so blunt, but i'm just sayin'!
a bitch is real horny right about now! damn, i want a boyfriend, lol. ...
so, all week long i've been bouncing around newport beach, ca at a conference for work reveling in the "none of my business"-event that was bey and jay's recent wedding.
upon returning to my brooklyn, ny apartment (thank god!) and settling into my writing and work for the day, i came upon an article about a familiar couple accompanied by the title:
"ashlee simpson and pete wentz get engaged!"
looks like cupid's awake. hope he's stopping here soon. ...
(a) sex is amazing! especially with someone you have a great connection with!
(b) the importance of privacy! (post coming soon...)
(c) spring weather is just about here, and my body is no where near the first reveal. it's time to get to work!
"it wasn't the person that hurt, but the lesson"
~india.arie ...
by the best sex i've ever had in my life. twice! it hurt oh so good, and i've got several hickeys to prove it, lol!
it's been about a year since the last time i really engaged in some serious sexual activity with someone. trust me- this was incredibly overdue. and apparently, according to urban cypher, i really needed it!
funny... today's been a great day! the sun is shining, birds are chirping, and everything's going quite well, lol. it's amazing ...
