Evolution of a Man » new york post http://www.evolutionofaman.com combining the profound and the inane. Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:52:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 The New York Post is torturing me with its images! http://www.evolutionofaman.com/2009/11/the-new-york-post-is-torturing-me/ http://www.evolutionofaman.com/2009/11/the-new-york-post-is-torturing-me/#comments Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:08:38 +0000 will http://www.evolutionofaman.com/?p=939 Oh, football player, why do you torture me so?

newspaper cover

photo courtesy of The NY Post

This picture was on the front cover of today’s New York Post. I didn’t notice it at first, but when I reached my office and plopped the paper on my desk my eyes went straight to it and I broke out in an inconsolable fit of tears. Accompanied by a headline only Alexyss K. Tylor could do real justice, the player featured assumes a position that was once somewhat familiar to me, but is now nothing more than a distant memory.

I must say, he’s supporting himself quite well- perfect hand placement, and his facial expression looks like he’s ready; although he could get that right leg up a little higher. I’ll give him an “A” for effort, though. *sigh* I’m sad now. It’s been way too long for me. [sings "Memories" by Barbara Streisand]

Oh, and whoever that “Jet” is… he could get it!

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