Evolution Of A Man

I awoke to the sound of rain this morning. As I looked, from my bed, out of the window, my first thought was, "aww fuck, it's raining. I got shit to do!" Then a voice within me---in the manner of my very own British manservant-- replied, "Not to fret, young William. Today, is Sunday."  A sigh releasing from my lips, I plopped myself back onto the mattress and exclaimed, "Oh, Jeeves! SUNDAY!" All was beautiful and perfect in the world, once again. As per ...