tj holmes!

okay. where in the orgsmically intelligent hell did this man come from? seriously! needless to say, i had cnn on lock for the rest of the morning into the afternoon. tj fed me information on everything from the troubled economy to stripper auditions in rhode island, and by the end of his broadcast i found myself on my knees with my hands raised in praise to the good lawd for his bountiul goodness and impeccable craftsmanship.

after wiping the drool from my lips, i headed on over to wikipedia to stalk learn more about mr. tj holmes. there i learned that he’s 31, originally from arkansas, and is based out of atlanta, georgia. contrary to the desires of my gay heart, he’s straight and married, with a daughter. as much as i want to throw mad side-eye action in the direction of his marital status, there is nothing about this man that even remotely seems gay, and so i must let it go. but let me catch him walking around manhattan by his lonesome during the summer with a muscle-t on…

*sigh* well, at least he got me to watch the news!

everyone please… let’s take a moment (or several) to bow our heads and give thanx for the gloriousness that is tj holmes! good job, jesus!