It’s time for you to start having some Integrity; with yourself.
Do you see this? Do you see all of this GALL strewn upon some unfortunate and utterly indebted person's apartment door?
I love fried chicken, but it is SEAUX bad for you. Luckily, there's a really neat baking alternative that produces wings so good, you'll forget they're not fried!
Did you know that the odds of being a human being are 400,000,000,000,000 to 1? If all those zeros made your eyes cross, like they did mine, that’s 400 TRILLION!
Yep. I'm going for it! Not for religious reasons, though. This is personal. Lent is only the vehicle; the opportunity.
As I walk into the kitchen, wiping the sleep from my eyes and the cobwebs from my genitals, this is the first thing I see.
When I first created Evolution Of A Man I was 23 years old and fresh out of college, with little-to-no idea of who I was or what I wanted to do with my life.
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